Made in Texas.
Studied back East.
Grown by Portland.
Died in Phoenix.
Reborn at Breck.
Became in Chicago.
Studied back East.
Grown by Portland.
Died in Phoenix.
Reborn at Breck.
Became in Chicago.
Goblin Mode
Dad Hat
The Oxford Dictionary’s 2022 Word of the Year, goblin mode is the outward expression of our innermost animal instinct, also known as the nihilistic human tendency to just fuck it all. May the hat be as close as you actually get to going goblin, because it’s not pretty.
You’re Not Invited Tee
An extra layer of defense against the crust lords trying to get fresh at the Starbucks mobile order pickup. A way to wall off your personal space by drawing attention to it. The exact right thing to say to anyone and everyone who wishes to gain your favor but never will. A classic white t-shirt to keep fresh and clean or to destroy in a bad run of goblin mode. You do you!
Tools for Life Tote
Old-timey prosthetics were beyond useful, with countless gadgets and gizmos as options for serviceable appendages. This tote is perfect for grocery shopping, art supply buying, and harvesting your community garden tomatoes-a-plenty. Enjoy!
Color: Black
Color: Oyster
Circular Energy Is Real Sweatshirt
Some artist friends used to say this in response to almost everything: the long checkout lines at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer, the barter economy they always wished for (and finally kinda got because now they’re repped by some pretty big-name galleries, and art for money is still a trade, yes?), and the sad-then-happy state of gay marriage in Portland in 2004 because karma’s a bitch.